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Compare and contrast pair of headlines #1

Now we CAN bash a burglar... but not in our gardens: Law to allow homeowners to defend their property comes into force

You can't bash a burglar after all: Government's tough rhetoric branded a farce as it's revealed homeowners are barred from fighting raiders in garden or chasing them outside

Compare and contrast pair of headlines #2 (emailed in by BobE)

Fizzy drinks 'should carry cigarette-style health warnings', say experts as study shows diabetes danger in just ONE sugary drink a day

The jambusters: Now the sugar police want to turn Britain's favourite preserves into 'thin German gloop'... The traditional taste and look of British jam is under threat from Government plans to allow makers to reduce its sugar content.