The Sun attempts new world record for most viciously misleading editorial

From today's Sun Says column

SUGGESTIONS that fatties could lose council tax benefits if they refuse to lumber down to the gym are pie in the sky.

After all, smokers and drinkers aren’t penalised for the huge cost they impose on the NHS.(1)

But Westminster council does a valuable service in highlighting the national obesity epidemic.(2)

Radical thinking is needed to slim Britain down.(3) Millions of adults and kids are grossly overweight.(4)

Burying our heads in a bucket of chips can’t hide the truth: many of us are gorging ourselves into an early grave.(5)

Lardies always have an excuse: they are miserable, or it’s their metabolism, or it’s the fault of supermarkets selling dud grub.(6)

But nobody is forced to scoff themselves silly.(7)

And nor should everyone else have to pick up the bill for their self-indulgence(8) and lack of willpower.(9)

1) Smokers and drinkers already pay their normal share of NHS costs through normal taxes (£100 billion x 1-in-5 people who are smokers/heavy drinkers) plus another £20 billion a year on top via booze and fags duties, ergo, they pay for about forty per cent of the cost of the NHS. Even the most exaggerated estimate of the the "extra costs imposed on the NHS by drinkers and smokers" is only somewhere in the region of £5 billion a year and do not minus off all the costs which smokers/heavy drinkers do NOT impose on the taxpayer (like not living for ever).

2) An epidemic is the rapid spread of an infectious disease. Being fat is not an infectious disease.

3) No it isn't.

4) Not true and so what if it were?

5) Fucking bollocks. So how come 'healthy life expectancy' keeps going up, quite rapidly as it happens?

6) Again, fucking bollocks. I've never asked a fattie why they were fat, thus I have never heard a fattie explain/make an excuse for his fatness. Frankly, I'm not interested in their reasons/excuses any more than it's somebody else's business why I smoke.

7) So what? Nobody is forced to go sky-diving or skiing, or to live so long they get senile dementia either.

8) If I had to pay for their food, then I'd be a bit miffed. But by and large, true fatties are so inactive, there is an equal and opposite saving because they are less likely to end up in A&E following a sporting, sky-diving or skiing related incident.

9) One of the glorious things about the human race is their utter lack of discipline and willpower. That's the way we are!