"Town's $20 fine for swearing outlawed under First Bloody Amendment"

From The Daily Mail:

A crappy little one-horse town in Massachusetts had its twatty plans to ban swearing thwarted as the state's bitch-faced attorney general decreed that foul language is protected by the fucking Constitution.

Shit hole

Massachusetts Attorney General Martha Coakley is recommending that the shit hole of Middleborough change or repeal a moronic bylaw that prohibits public profanity. The miserable twats in the town approved a proposal this summer that would allow the pigs to enforce the 1968 ban by imposing a $20 fine on people who engage in loud swearing in public.

Tosspots

The proposal came in response to concerns by local tosspots about profanity-laden language used by teenagers and other young people in the downtown area and public parks.

Jesus H Christ

But busybody Ms Coakley said Tuesday the original bylaw appears to violate First Bloody Amendment free speech sodding guarantees, and she called on Middle-bastard to take it off the books or amend it.

Wankers

At a town meeting in June, wankers voted 183-50 to approve a proposal from the police chief Bruce Gates to impose a $20 fine on public profanity.