"David Cameron says that The Two Ed's are ' the same old faces'"

From the BBC:

David Cameron has said the non-reshuffle of the Labour front bench left in place the "same old faces and the same old policies" as he clashed with Ed Miliband in the Commons.

"One's got a fat, wheezy face and the other one's got a sort of melty-droopy face," explained the Prime Minister. "Just like before the summer holidays."

In the first Prime Minister's Questions since the summer recess, the Prime Minister admitted that the Opposition's opposition to the government's economic policy, which was merely a continuation of what the current Opposition were doing when they were in government was a "spectacular success".

"The bastards. Ten per cent up in the polls, and for what?" grumbled Mr Cameron, adding that the coalition remained "strong and untied".