Friday 29 June 2012

"You silly prick! Porn star ridiculed as her Olympic torch costume is mistaken for something quite different..."

From The Daily Mail:

A porn star who dressed up as a giant penis to welcome the Olympic torch into Soho has been mocked by her colleagues for her 8ft costume which resembled "something savoury".

Aspiring actress and table dancer Kitty Cummings donned the giant pink novelty outfit in an effort to promote Soho's famous strip clubs, but ended up being ridiculed for its distinctly unsuggestive appearance. Sex-workers in the seedy central London area branded the costume 'laughable' after the 8ft pink outfit was mistaken for an undercooked sausage as she bobbed along Great Windmill Street to greet the torch.

Ms Cummings chose the unique phallic design to promote Soho's finest and most popular venues. The area and its residents are proud of the services they offer, with The Windmill often winning national awards.

3 comments:

Chuck said...

Mrs Cummings. Nominative determinism at work again?

Derek said...

Not sure which is funnier: the original story or your parody. They're both pretty chucklesome.

Mark Wadsworth said...

C, possibly.

D, nope. Mine is actually the true story, the Daily Mail just sanitised it a bit for mass consumption.