From the BBC:
The man who foiled a Yemen-based al-Qaeda "underwear bomb" plot is reported to have been a British man of Middle Eastern origin who shopped at Marks & Spencer, according to US media. A spokesman for the much-loved mid-market clothing chain declined to comment on the reports, but earlier this week the US said foreign retailers were involved in the operation.
The agent was sent by al-Qaeda to purchase a pack of three "Limited Collection Stretch Cotton Assorted Hipsters" at M&S's Heathrow outlet - which unfortunately is an "M&S Simply Food" store, necessitating a Tube journey into central London - prior to an attack a US-bound plane, but he then gave the snug-fitting briefs to US intelligence.
The US insists the purchase never posed a threat to the public. Western shoppers have long been seen as prime targets for militant groups seeking to kit themselves out with sensible mid-priced underwear.
However, as well as reporting that the secret agent was a British citizen, NBC News in the US also says UK intelligence agencies were "heavily involved" in selecting hipsters rather than a pack of three looser fitting "North Coast Pure Cotton Assorted Woven Boxers". The agent is now reported to be safe in Saudi Arabia while fashion analysts in the US study the snug fitting and practical underpants.
Was it all worth it?
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7 comments:
Choose one's friends carefully, or they might drop you in it.
Its a good job these AQ/Islamist guys are not smart. If they were they would go cocklocker.co.uk. Select the the appropriate fetish pants, fit the dynamite in the appropriate place, do the whole Gay tourist thing (immigration are sure to tick all the appropriate boxes, gay/asian/black/be extra nice) and away they go, the virgins are all theirs.
R, and choose your pants carefully, you never know what you'll drop in them.
S, good point, do you think that AQ read this blog?
I dont know, It could well hinge on AQs interest/support LVT. Is it Sharia?
S, I don't know or care whether LVT is sharia-compliant (LVT certainly gets the nod of approval in The Holy Bibble), but I do know that AQ probably prefer the current tax system, which weakens and undermines the stupid Westerners.
..or anyone else who thinks they know better than you because they have a "special knowledge" HMG, The Groan, the EU ect ect.
Slightly OT, but more on foreign HO-ism, or lack of it:
http://uk.reuters.com/article/2012/05/08/uk-germany-property-bubble-idUKBRE8470LZ20120508
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