"George Michael refuses to suck Leveson's cock"

From The Metro:

The singer told his 415,000-plus followers on Twitter that the Inquiry approached him in an Los Angeles public toilet and invited him to commit a lewd act, which he declined, saying he regarded the Inquiry as 'bulls**t' and criticised apparent delays to phone hacking prosecutions.

After a series of tweets railing against the British establishment the 48-year-old said he would be willing to get jiggy with the inquiry if new prosecutions were launched, although the former Wham! frontman was still undecided whether to turn up and fall asleep in the witness stand or ask that the hearing be reconvened to his yacht so that he could smoke a joint.

Failing that, the "Wake me up before you go-go" singer said he would probably simply ram the Inquiry with his Range Rover.