Fun Online Polls: Gareth Williams & French First Ladies

The verdict in last week's Fun Online Inquest looks conclusive:

What's your verdict on Gareth Williams' death?

He was the victim of a dark and dangerous conspiracy and cover-up - 55%
He was the world's worst escape artist and suffocated during a stunt - 28%
Other, please specify - 17%

Dark and dangerous it is then. Unfortunately, I'm not sure to whom I can refer this, as there's not much point asking the secret service to investigate itself.
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Turning to lighter topics, and using the term "French First Lady" in its loosest sense, which one is your favourite?

Vote here or use the widget in the sidebar. To get the ball rolling, here's Carla Bruni in Botox-mode: