Wednesday, 4 April 2012

"Are your children playing with Lucifer's testicles?"

Emailed in by Bob E who got it via here who traced it back to the source here:

Are Your Children Playing With Lucifer's Testicles? is a Bible based book for Christian parents who by lack of faith can't afford to send their children to a decent Christian school. Their precious youngsters are infected by the secular filth and lies being taught by unsaved teachers in America's public school system.

The book teaches parents how to easily explain to their children that Easter (as it is celebrated by the Unsaved) has absolutely nothing to do with Jesus Christ but is actually a holiday celebrating lewd and sexually explicit pagan rituals of fertility. "It's not that difficult to understand," says Author/Creation Scientist, Dr. Daniel Cameroon. "In the old days, deluded pagans would gather round and hump like bunnies on Easter Sunday because they thought it would make their tomatoes grow faster."

8 comments:

Sarton Bander said...

I thought Landover baptist was an elaborate spoof?

JuliaM said...

'Playing'..? Most of the kids round my way are sucking them!

drsolly said...

Irony and satire has to sail close to reality to be truly funny, but there's always the risk that some people won't see the joke.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonsai_Kitten

Mark Wadsworth said...

SB, yes, Bob E has no emailed me to admit that it's probably a spoof.

JM, round my way there aren't any kids at all.

DS, call me gullible :-(

On the subject of bonsai, I get quite a lot of hits from people Googling 'world's biggest bonsai tree'.

PJH said...

"...it's probably a spoof"

Poe's Law strikes again.

There's no probably about it.


People who liked this item also liked Betty Bowers - America's Best Christian.

Mark Wadsworth said...

PJH, I blame Bob E, it's all his fault.

neil craig said...

After all I can't think of any other reason people might want to hump like bunnies.

Unknown said...

Does the tomato thing work?