From The Soaraway Sun:
A £150-an-hour bisexual hooker has been outed as a secretary at a strict Catholic school. Married Kerri Ann, 40, bragged on an adult website about being "smartly-dressed, efficient and a good organiser".
She makes up to £800 for an all-night booking, but by day she works as head of administration at Eternity Catholic School in Speamington La, Warwicks, under the name of Mrs K Mallier.
She admitted to a reporter that her day-job was "a bit boring, but the kids are nice enough and it helps pay the rent". Her sideline was uncovered after one of her punters saw photos of the petite brunette on his children's school website...
Yesterday Kerri Ann, refused to comment. Shown her photo on the "Our Team" section of the school's website, she said: "That is me but I don't know how that picture got there."
Shortly thereafter, her profile was removed. A man describing himself as her 'boyfriend and manager' said: "There is no comment at this time. I will have to seek advice on this."
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7 comments:
"strict Catholic school" - fnarr, fnarr...
Encouragingly, the parent and the paper are getting a pasting in the comments.
I'd be more worried about the priests they're introduced to.
Escorts are pretty level headed. The difference between escorts and most women is that they're OK with what they have to do. That doesn't mean they're always (or even ever) enjoying it, but that they're capable of doing that trade that most women won't do.
And I hope the guy who ratted her gets his comeuppance. "Hello Mrs X. You know that night your husband told you he was out with his mates? About that..."
Anon, I've always thought of it like any other market.
Prostitutes are just the people who will actually take the bids on offer.
I think lots of people would do things (or people) they don't want to do for money - just a lot more money than is actually on offer - i.e. the going rate.
She obviously broke the papal advice for bisexual catholic hookers not to practice their bisexuality.
-Kj
C, indeed.
WOAR, not that it'll be much consolation to Kerri Ann.
Anon, me too. What a git.
SL, yes of course, no harm in it, really.
Kj, I think it's female sexuality they're against. Paedophile male priests were politely ignored.
It's all too easy these days to set someone up like this. I am not saying that Kerri-Ann was set up, but all you would need is some of the aforementioned "nude snap"s and the rest of the website could be done by anyone with a grudge - an ex-boyfriend for example.
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