"Radio controlled boats to vote on direct action next week."

From The Guardian:

A man has been taken to hospital after being crushed by a model train in the back garden of his home. West Midlands ambulance service was called to a property in Wilmcote near Stratford at around midday on Sunday after the man, who is in his seventies, became trapped under the large-scale model.

An ambulance service spokesman said: "The man in his seventies was apparently sitting on the locomotive when it left the rails and came off a garden wall. The patient was trapped for almost 30 minutes as ambulance crews and firefighters worked to release him. "

Spotted by MikeW, who adds: "Toy trains join cattle in war on mankind. Back gardens the new front-line. Radio controlled boats to vote on direct action next week."