Another Brian Harvey tribute act

From the Daily Mail:

A businessman became so drunk that he forgot to put the handbrake on his work van allowing it to roll over him after he had passed out.

Andrew Haimes, 47, was discovered lying unconscious on his back on a grass verge with the white Mercedes Vito van two metres away, crashed into an allotment shed in a ditch. Paramedics were called and Haimes, who was slurring his words and had glazed eyes, told them he had been drinking in a pub before trying to park his van near his home in Brierfield, near Burnley.

Luckily, he escaped serious injury.