From The Mirror:
PLANS to lure a runaway cow out of a forest with a bull failed when rescuers realised the bull was castrated.
Animal rights groups brought in Ernst to tempt Yvonne, who escaped 12 weeks ago while on her way to a sausage factory*, without noticing he had been given the snip to make him calm.
Yvonne has been running free in a forest in Bavaria, Germany, with a herd of deer but police want her shot. Animal lovers say they will bring in another bull and have offered thousands for the cow’s safe capture.
* I'm sure there's a joke in here somewhere, along the lines of "Maybe she wants a sausage inside her instead of being inside a sausage", or something.
Tuesday 16 August 2011
Yet more fun with Yvonne, the fugitive cow
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Smutty jokes M, tsk, tsk. I'm sure they could have discussed the flower arrangements or something.
It gets better and better though -
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/aug/15/cow-fugitive-germany-reward
This one, like Yvonne, could run and run...
Balless, Bullock, Brainwave Backfires on Bavarian Bosch.
As a headline for a start
MikeW
Ch, that article says that Waltraud was Yvonne's sister rather than her best friend. Hmm. maybe W was her "favourite sister"?
JM, it's even better than Elsa who trotted back home after a few months with a young calf.
MikeW, can you squeeze "Bovine buffoonery" into that?
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