Wednesday, 10 August 2011

#LondonRiots

WrinklyGirl63: Just re-mortgaged. £100k. Going shopping 4 lots of bling. Sweet.

BuyToLetKing98: Sold Croydon flat last month. LOLZ. £50k profit.

SeniorBanker: Just got bonus. 7 figgers!

VerySeniorBanker: @ SeniorBanker. Mine 8 figgers!!!!! You batty boy :-)

SeniorBanker: @ VerySeniorBanker. B4stard.

ExpressRdr: Houses up two thousand poundz last month. http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/257244. Whop whop!!!!

SouthLondonD-Veloper: @ BuyToLetKing98. Just been offered a tasty site in Croydon. Ka-ching $$$$$$$$$$$$$.

MailReeder: And these kidz 2day just want it all 4 nuffink!!!! Lazee f-ers.

EnglishD-FensLeague: @ MailReeder. My Homeys will give these kidz a beatin. For sure.

SurreyNIMBY45: Gr8 newz! Council just blocked new housez. Prices in my patch goin UPUPUPUP.

CroydonRetailKing: @ SLD-V. Just been offered £millions for burnt out building. Costa Del Sol, here I come :-)

SurreyFarmer: @ SurreyNIMBY. Just gave council man fat brown envelope. You larf 2 soon. LOLZ.

BuyToLetKing98: Just heard. Croydon flat burned out at w/end. DBL LOLZ.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

See mate, these are the HOUSE buyers and the dinks in suits that I referred to elswhere at another time.
My HOME is still my HOME no matter what, I will make no profit and I don't expect to get a bonus (not even a social bonus) of even one figure.
One for the HOMEYS. the others are after dough.

Mark Wadsworth said...

Anon, you've made it abundantly clear that your home is of no economic value to you and you don't care about making a profit.

So you'll be really happy when we scrap income tax and have LVT instead - your net earned income will double and on top of that you can rent out your current home - on which you place no value - and make a profit on that as well!

You will be rolling in it$$$$$$

Mark Wadsworth said...

and you'll get a Citizen's Dividend out of all the LVT that other mugs are prepared to pay. What's not 2 like????

NickM1 said...

Effing brilliant Mark!