Tuesday 30 August 2011

Health Scare Story Du Jour

From The Metro:

The deadly bird flu virus could be returning this winter after reports of a new mutation of the disease in Eastern European countries, the UN has warned.

The bird flu virus has reached as far as Bulgaria and Romania, raising fears that it may spread farther across the continent and infectious disease experts at the UN’s Food and Agriculture Organisation (FAO) are also warning of a new mutation of the H5N1 virus. The mutation is able to get around vaccines currently in use, making it much more difficult to stop.

Jan Slingenbergh, senior officer in animal health services at FAO, said the disease had re-emerged in several countries where it was thought to have been eradicated. He said it could spread further into Europe in coming weeks when birds begin to migrate from Siberia and other parts of Asia.

‘It would appear to be an issue of growing importance,’ he said. 'There is of course the possibility that there will be secondary spread to the UK, but I don’t think this is an area of particular concern for the moment.’


Awesome!

In order, I can see "could", "reports of", "UN has warned", "raising fears", "may", "experts... are warning", "vaccines currently in use", "thought to have been", another "could", "would appear to be", "growing importance", "the possibility". Strip all those out and what is actually left of the article?

6 comments:

Deniro said...

you missed out -


"I don’t think this is an area of particular concern for the moment"

Mark Wadsworth said...

Den, no, that's the answer to my question :-)

rogue said...

"The bird flu virus ...new mutation ...virus...get around vaccines"

translates to:

Vaccinate everyone anyway, (it's scientifically proven formaldahyde and mercury are good for you) and while we're at it more £££$$ for research

.. drinks all round another guaranteed income stream.

WitteringsfromWitney said...

Plus of course, MW, leaking stories of further health scares takes the minds of people off the more pressing matters facing us today, such as if the lights do go out can we even afford the candles...... :)

Bayard said...

Rogue, another translation "We've spent all the money we got from scamming the government last time over bird flu, so we'd like to do the same again, thank you very much"

HGH human growth hormone said...

just creating fear among the people..what is the heatlh departments are doing........everything will be ok.....nice judged :)