Wednesday 8 June 2011

The War On Humans/Animals* Daily Update

* Delete according to whether you are animal or human.

From the BBC:

Two wild elephants have gone on a rampage in southern India, killing at least one person, officials say. The elephants left a trail of destruction in a suburb of the city of Mysore, in the state of Karnataka.

Officials say the animals walked into the city from a nearby forest, leaving residents running for their lives. Officials say that one elephant barged into a women's college compound and wandered the grounds, while the other wreaked havoc in a residential area.


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From The Register:

An Adelaide-based entrepreneur has hit upon a novel method of fighting global warming: he intends to exterminate Australia's vast population of feral camels by means of gunfire from helicopters and jeeps, so preventing the beasts from unleashing a deadly planet-wrecking miasma of greenhouse gas from their rumbling guts.

The idea is that the War On Dromedaries would be paid for – and indeed, turn a profit – by selling government carbon credits issued on the basis that a dead camel cannot be emitting methane by means of belch or trouser cough. Methane is a vastly more powerful greenhouse gas than CO2, so the elimination of even quite small sources of it can equate to a substantial carbon-emissions reduction.


According to the FT, a camel's annual farts contribute as much to global warming as one ton of CO2, for comparison, a car doing 12,427 miles a year emits about four tons of C02, and "All “removals” will be humane, the company says, with shooting done by “animal welfare trained and accredited marksmen”."

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7 comments:

A K Haart said...

Time to arm the camels with Stingers.

Mark Wadsworth said...

AKH, those camels are really going to get the hump if we start shooting at them.

James Quigley said...

I'm sure the elephants would argue that Man is killing the planet and they're just helping things along in their own way.

Anonymous said...

More indication of how "going green" will enable new business opportunities into the future. Camels for now. People deemed "worthless" later on. Will the profits never cease.

Anonymous said...

The story about the camels is surely a piss-take?

The CO2 "saved" from killing camels so that they fart no more will be peanuts in comparios to the CO2 generated by helicopter engines. And what, pray tell, do they intend to do with the camel carcasses that will litter the outback?

Mark Wadsworth said...

JQ, yup, one man's camel is another elephant's man.

HC, those were my first thoughts, but the maths still stacks up, I think.

Anonymous said...

MW, the maths may only stack up if you believe in the moonbattery about CO2 emissions and "saving the planet" in the first place.

FWIW, I don't think that it makes one iota's difference and the very notion that we can "save the planet" is conceited at best.