"Udder chaos"

Splendid bit of reporting of a splendid cow-related event in The Daily Mail*:

The reisdents of the usually quiet street are used to having sheep straying on their gardens - but said the cow invasion is the final straw. Ann Ingram, who was woken by the mooing, said, 'It used to be sheep, and that's bad enough, but cows are a whole different kettle of fish.

* Spotted by View From The Solent.