Cow Attack Survival Guide: How to Steer Clear of an Angry Bovine
While the world worries about being eaten alive by sharks, statistics show that far more Americans are killed each year by a more menacing animal: the cow. Don't let yourself become a statistic: We talk to experts on livestock and farm-related fatalities, who explain what to do to avoid the unpleasant company of a grumpy mooing beast.Read more: When Animals Attack - Cow Survival Guide - Popular Mechanics
Source: Popular Mechanics
6 comments:
From the article: "While the ongoing battle between cow and man is overwhelmingly one-sided (and delicious), the people who work closely with cattle take major risks..."
I knew I should have taken another path in life. I too could have become 'an expert on farm-related fatalities'...
I told you this would happen: rivals " in the field" now.
Experts
who explain what to do to avoid the unpleasant company of a grumpy mooing beast
You mean divorce lawyers?
And in other news... -
http://www.news.com.au/world/luna-the-cow-who-thinks-shes-a-showjumping-horse/story-e6frfkyi-1226034413948
Ch, that woman is playing a dangerous game. If cows realise that they can jump over walls and fences (and they can, they're just too daft to realise) then we are all doomed.
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