Aaargh! The chickens are at it now!

Emailed in by Joseph Takagi, a story from The Sun:

COPS suspecting FOWL play are hunting a cockfighting rooster on suspicion of slitting its owner's throat.

Indian police say the "dangerous rooster" is thought to have killed Singrai Soren after being forced back into the ring soon after his last fight.

The animal had emerged victorious, but witnesses said the victim died after the feathered fiend cut his throat with razor blades attached to its legs as he tried to immediately force it into another bout.

Villagers were warned not to approach the animal cops described as "an unknown rooster with black and red feathers".

JT adds: "You could probably use some sort of headline about a man getting killed by his own cock" (which is no doubt the sort of comment that Witterings From Witney would have left).