Friday 3 December 2010

The Ultimate Elvis Tribute Act

From The Metro:

When a senior drugs officer with Britain’s ‘FBI’ went missing, his colleagues were baffled...

Two ‘extensive searches’ of the offices failed to turn up anything and, 16 hours after he was last seen, the officer’s colleagues called his wife and told her she should report him missing to local police.

He was eventually found at 4am the next day by a security guard on his regular rounds, who noticed the toilet cubicle door had been shut for a ‘considerable time’.

The guard then called Soca officers who kicked down the door and found their colleague dead on the toilet, just a few metres from his desk in the London offices of the agency.

1 comments:

NickM said...

I have been to Graceland.

You are not allowed to see upstairs (including that bathroom) where according to (I saw the interview on TV) the coroner, "Mr Presley suffered his terminal event upon the commode".

WV: "bruppims"

Sounds about right.