"French woman chased up tree by wild pigs"

Spotted by View From The Solent in The Register:

The attack will inevitably spark fears of some kind of pre-festive period rebellion by beasts that feature prominently in Christmas celebrations – whether as main characters in songs or Christmas cards, or simply as main courses... We will bring you further reports of any attacks by robins, turkeys, swans or Stilton cheeses as they come in.