Dancing With Death

From The Metro:

[Ann Widdecombe], booted [sic] off Strictly at the weekend after ten weeks, said she was not planning on carrying on dancing in any formal sense.

But she told Radio Times: "I know there will be a moment soon when I’ve resumed my normal exercise of moor walking and I’m stomping over a wet bit of Dartmoor in my hiking boots, I will look down at my unpromising footwear and then all around me to make sure no one is watching. Then, before the startled eyes of roaming cattle, I shall dance around the damp, uneven ground, imagining myself in a glittering gown, waltzing in the arms of Anton Du Beke."

Best of luck with that.