Mark Wadsworth: My wife's got a really irritating cough...

Wednesday, 27 October 2010

Kept me awake half the night.

Lola said...: Marriage 'for better or worse, for richer for poorer in sickness and in health...' Deal with it!; 27 October 2010 at 13:16
dearieme said...: Send her to sleep in the East Wing.; 27 October 2010 at 15:41
Anonymous said...: Dear Mr Wadsworth

Try administering a 50/50 mixture of vinegar and honey to the patient. Two or three teaspoons in the morning seem to be sufficient to stop the cough in its tracks. Sometimes a single dose works.

I avoid taking the mixture after about lunchtime because a cough reflex can be quite handy when asleep.

One day such homely advice will be illegal. It may be that it already is.

DP; 27 October 2010 at 16:56
Chuckles said...: 3 tablespoons of a mix of milk of magnesia and castor oil.

Won't dare cough...; 27 October 2010 at 17:18
James Higham said...: At least you don't snore.

?; 27 October 2010 at 17:28
Bayard said...: Late last night I slew my wife,
Stretched her on the parquet flooring,
I was loath to take her life,
but I had to stop her snoring.

(from Ruthless Rhymes for Heartless Homes); 27 October 2010 at 22:24

Wednesday, 27 October 2010