From The Daily Mash:
MEN cannot resist touching themselves while watching Tea Party candidate Christine O'Donnell's anti-masturbation diatribe, it has emerged. The movement's leading maniac was filmed talking about the evils of self-pleasurement in a 1996 TV interview... Now traditional Americans who work damn hard to keep a roof over their family's heads while disliking homos and science have been compelled to engage in bouts of guilt-heavy onanism while watching the interview on Youtube.
Judge for yourselves. The sultry sideways glance at the John Travolta look-a-like after 1 minute is especially hot:
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4 comments:
Those men aren't touching themselves sexually.
They're checking it hasn't been lopped off by a passing Puritan while they were distracted.
Hello. My name is Pastor John and I'd like you three healthy young ladies to discuss sex. If your descriptions aren't very good, please feel free to act it out. I'll just switch on this video camera so that you can influence a wider audience. Phew, it's warm in here. I'll just take off my t-shirt. Anybody else feeling hot?
Like it says, she hasn't aged well, I'd sooner bang one out over Sarah Palin I think. You reckon she takes it up the ...? I do.
You do? Not that it's any of my business what you do with your sphincters, of course. I'm slightly puzzled as to why you'd think I'd want to know.
An object lesson in why teaching grammar at school was a good idea, when they did such things in the past.
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