Tuesday, 22 June 2010

"Scrap 'breast is best' slogan, say campaigners"

From the BBC:

Campaigners are calling on the government to drop the "breast is best" slogan because it is not convincing new mums to breast feed, they say. The Breastfeeding Network wants breastfeeding to be seen as the norm - not something special - as the slogan suggests...

The campaigners appear to think that the time honoured 'breast is best' slogan is a bit outdated. Probably true, so how about we replace it with something a bit punchier? I dreamed up a few on the way in to work:

"Tits are it"

"Knockers - don't knock 'em!"

"Nippers love nipples"

"Your jugs - full of milk"

"Babies love boobies"

"Give your baby a bap!"

3 comments:

Tim Almond said...

Norks Works

JuliaM said...

You missed your calling as an advertising executive, Mark. Or as a 'Sun' copywriter.... ;)

View from the Solent said...

Being a leg man, I don't understand what all the fuss is about.