Four people go into a restaurant without having booked a table in advance.
The waiter looks at them sniffily and asks, "Do you have reservations?"
One of the four hits straight back: "We do, now that we've seen the place."
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Or, in the Wizard of Id cartoon,
'Yes, but when you're as hungry as we are, you throw caution to the winds.'
C, I know it's not a new joke, but we went into a half-empty Chinese restaurant in London yesterday (where they are traditionally very rude to customers) and she asked us exactly that. Which makes D's observation all the funnier.
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