From The Telegraph
A grandmother has been killed in a freak accident after a cow barged against a gate which then hit her on the family farm.
Mrs Arnison-Newgass, who had two children and five grandchildren, and her 42 year old son Richard were tending a cow which had just given birth to twin calves when it barged against the gate. The gate swung through 90 degrees and slammed into her, the blow rupturing a growth on her liver.
This is getting scary. This cow had worked out how to use cow tools (i.e. a door) to kill a human being and to make it look like a 'freak accident' rather than murder. Let's hope they don't develop opposable thumbs or anything. Like dolphins.
Thanks to JuliaM for the tip off.
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7 comments:
Do you think they actually hate us ?
Mark, you can't mention 'cow tools' without illustraing it with this
or even illustrating
Banned, if I were a bovine, then I'd hate humans.
Now maybe they do, maybe they don't, but it's still good fun doing like the 'Climate Change Scientists' and constructing a theory on the basis of completely irrelevant, random events, i.e. ignoring the hundreds of millions of cows who are quite docile.
PC, good idea, I have updated.
What I want to know is this. Who told the cows about the dangerous growth on the woman's liver?
Is there an anti-human, pro-bovine group behind the scenes. Probably led by al gore. The clue is in the name. That and the fact that he's a chump, as petie manders would put it.
The cows seem to be plotting something
Seem to be a lot of cow posts recently. I'm one of the culprits.
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