And what about the Elfins' Aiftie of those who work in the candlelit restaurant industry? I think we should be told.
Should we have a campaign for beeswax only eateries perhaps? But then we probably don't have enough bees to cope. Cos of the mobile phones or whatever innit.
Bungee jumping and snowboarding are for girls. The real dangerous sports club eat ham sandwiches by candlelight with plenty of strong wine and a smoke afterwards.
Loads of butter in those sandwiches, and white bread, of course.
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And what about the Elfins' Aiftie of those who work in the candlelit restaurant industry? I think we should be told.
Should we have a campaign for beeswax only eateries perhaps? But then we probably don't have enough bees to cope. Cos of the mobile phones or whatever innit.
Bungee jumping and snowboarding are for girls. The real dangerous sports club eat ham sandwiches by candlelight with plenty of strong wine and a smoke afterwards.
Loads of butter in those sandwiches, and white bread, of course.
Nothing like a bit of risk to spice up your day.
They can also cause severe burns and lead to STDs.
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