"60 calls follow missing chef appeal"

From The Metro:

Police said they had received more than 60 calls after a television appeal for information over missing chef Claudia Lawrence...

What is not reported is that the calls fell into the following categories:

"Are you sure she set off for work? I tell you, if she's not here in ten minutes I'll give her the sack" (7)

"Where's my entrée? I ordered hours ago and I can't face another breadstick!" (19)

"Where's my f***ing steak?" (23)

"For f***'s sake, I ordered 'well done', it must be charcoal by now!" (11)