Don't get me wrong, I love and admire Britain's Got Celebrity X-Pop Factor Talent finalist Leona Lewis as much as the next God-fearing citizen...
... but isn't it ironic that she was attacked in the face. By a horse?
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The article says she was given a stallion for her birthday, but says very little about the horse.
Incidentally, I used to know Miss Lewis back in my tap-dancing days. She was a very pleasant and polite girl and applauded vigorously when I demonstrated my 21-beat riff to her class.
Okay here's a good one. There's this lady in a bar who's just been attacked by a horse, and this reporter comes in and says ...
"... was the poor animal just a bit confused?"
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