Tuesday 21 April 2009

"Giant Nazi cows on the loose in Britain"

The article is a real let down, but I bet somebody was waiting years for the opportunity to write a headline like that.

4 comments:

JuliaM said...

"Mr Gow said his Heck cattle, which were quarantined, were much shorter than the aurochs, but they did retain the muscular build, deep brown complexion and shaggy, coffee-coloured fringe.

He said: "They look like the cave paintings of Lascaux and Altamira. "It makes you think of the light of a tallow lamp and these huge bulls on these cave paintings leaping out at you from darkened walls."


It does indeed make me think 'bullocks!'. You're right there, Mr Gow....

Nick Drew said...

let down ?I should coco - came here to see your latest caricature of Jacqui Smith ...

Anonymous said...

What the Heck does their milk taste like?

formertory said...

"..... to obtain these huge 6ft-wide horns that the bulls had as drinking vessels and war horns. They were huge trophies."The bulls used 6ft-wide horns as drinking vessels and war horns???? By Heck, those Nazis did some clever job training them.