Sunday, 22 February 2009

Rejoice! Our Great Leader has his finger on The Pulse Of The Nation!

It just begs the question, who the f*** is 'Jane Goody'?

5 comments:

Graeme said...

I just hope her husband is able to keep his hands away from the golf clubs before it's time for him to go back in the jug again - after all, he is a violent criminal

Anonymous said...

Ow, they cut the bits about his favourite pop group being "Arctic Monkeys", and how he can't wait to see what's going to happen next on the Street and how his mate pissed his trousers on the way back from the pub on friday. W@@@ER!!!

Anonymous said...

The PM says: Jane Goodly is a fine woman. Apparently she has an very tall older male sibling but I don't know his name.

Anonymous said...

Gordon Brown, the Prime Minister, hailed a "great night" for Britain in Hollywood. "I would like to congratulate Danny Boyle and all those who worked on Slumdog Millionaire on winning an incredible eight Academy Awards," he said. "I was lucky enough to see the film myself and understand how it has captured the imagination of people all over the world. Its success is truly well deserved." Of course, Gordon saw the film. And he LOVES listening to the Arctic Monkeys.

Dr Evil said...

Shows he is listening doesn't it? Getting it wrong. He just doesn't care about the person in the street, the little man.

Who T F briefs him?