One of the best opening sentences ever written:
"A Mount Gambier woman has warned the community of the dangers of cleaning lawnmowers in the bedroom while smoking".
Via Peter Risdon, via Tim Blair.
Dignity
3 hours ago
Saturday, 16 August 2008
"Fire sparks safety warning"
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People made disobliging references to Mt Gambier: shame. It has a nice crater.
You really ought to look at
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Gambier,_South_Australia
Hee, hee, hee.
Caused, presumably, by an earlier resident refuelling an ICBM in their garden shed while smoking?
The highlight of that link is "The town's major industries are agriculture, forestry, trucking, tourism and prostitution."
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