Saturday, 9 August 2008

Evolution and homosexuality (7)

(Continued)

Final thought: Mother Nature thoughtfully provided all humans (men and woman alike) with a spare erogenous zone a few inches up their bums. There is always a mirror-image problem with actual explanations for this (cf. male nipples); is it there as a handy form of natural contraception for the more adventurous woman, or is it there to make sure that the junior partner in a gay relationship has as much fun as the senior? Or both?

Either way, this simple biological fact is rather unapalatable to homophobes and prudes alike, so I'm not sure I'd ever have the nerve to finish off an argument with them on this high note. Ah well.

8 comments:

passer by said...

If you or anyone interested, paid me a million quid I would turn the offer down.

Nick Drew said...

so what's with this Six Mile Bottom, then ?

Mark Wadsworth said...

That was one of Dearieme's entries.

Mark Wadsworth said...

PB, if you paid me a million quid to turn down such an offer, then so would I.

dearieme said...

When we lived in the Antipodes, people would make a fuss of, say, "Eighty Mile Beach". "That's nothing", we'd reply, "we've got a ....."

TheFatBigot said...

I always thought the spare erogenous zone existed to please the wives of the extremely short sighted.

Anonymous said...

Is it really an erogenous zone or part of the pleasure cycle that goes with fill/empty of body parts eg stomach , rectum, bladder.

Mark Wadsworth said...

The former (altho' the latter factor may play a role as well).