Sunday, 13 April 2008

Animal joke

Mole walks into the pool hall.
He blinks and sniffs and raises his little head and asks "Who's playing?"
"Tiger and Leopard" comes the reply.
Mole thinks a bit and then asks "Who's spots and who's stripes?"

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

A bear walks into an Edinburgh pub.
"Pie and a pint please".
"There you go, that'll be 6 quid... We don't get many bears in here"
"Nae wonder at 6 quid for a pie and a pint"

Mark Wadsworth said...

... and the barman says "Wow! A talking bear! You could get a job at the circus!"
"Er ... why would they need an astronomist?" asks the bear.