"Sarkozy seeks better ties with UK"

Hmmm*.

In other news, "Sarah Brown helps Carla Bruni seek out a badly fitting and frumpy coat/skirt combo".

UPDATE: Carla Bruni completely spoils joke by offsetting frumpy coat with jaunty Jackie O-style hat:

* UPDATE2. Rather infuriatingly, the link to the original article titled "Sarkozy seeks better ties with UK" is broken and BBC website is not working properly.

UPDATE3. Link is now working but they have changed the headline, thus ruining the joke. And my Jackie O comparison of today midday has become an instant cliché in MSM.