Xmas nativity pantomime

First Innkeeper: Yes, of course there's room at my inn.

Audience: Oh no, there's not!

Second Innkeeper: Did you book on line? Because the computer says no.

Third Innkeeper: I'm afraid we've had to shut down, we have been losing money since the smoking ban, and now that my husband disappeared in a canoeing accident, I'm afraid I can't help you.