"Billions ‘facing global warming catastrophe’"

From today's Metro ... yada yada, blah waffle, ah ... what's this..?

"More than half the 4 billion people in Asia live near coasts, putting them in danger from sea level rises, the report says."

Hey ... I've got an idea: move away from the coast! Asia's got plenty of land that is well above sea level.

Hurrah, another global problem solved by the application of logic and commonsense!