Thursday 10 December 2020

"There are only 10 kinds of people in this world...

... those who understand binary and those who don't."

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12 comments:

PJH said...

... and those who thought this joke was in ternary.

11 December 2020 at 00:04
Mark Wadsworth said...

PJH, awesome, thanks.

11 December 2020 at 00:36
Sackerson said...

“There are only forty people in the world and five of them are hamburgers” - Captain Beefheart.

11 December 2020 at 08:16
Lola said...

Ho ho.

But, For us analogue people there is a more useful shorthand.

Only two races on the planet:-
Men and women

Only three type of people:-
People you like. People you don't like. And tossers.

11 December 2020 at 09:46
Frank said...

There are lots of these. One of my favourites:
There are three kinds of people, those who can count and those who can't.

11 December 2020 at 13:12
A K Haart said...

Maths teacher writes on the board 'What is the quickest way to sing "1010 Green Bottles"?'

11 December 2020 at 13:48
Mark Wadsworth said...

"Humans only use one-third of their brain for thinking. What do they do with the other third?"

11 December 2020 at 14:08
Mark Wadsworth said...

A tax partner where I use to work got too clever for his own good and asked "How do you count to 1,048 on your fingers?"

"You can't," I replied "You can only count to 1,024".

Round 1 to Waddy!

11 December 2020 at 14:10
Piotr Wasik said...

@MW - to 1023

11 December 2020 at 15:58
Mark Wadsworth said...

PW, arguably, yes.

11 December 2020 at 16:38
Bayard said...

Lola,

alternatively, there are only two types of people:
- Those who care for their fellow man
- Bastards

11 December 2020 at 18:14
Lola said...

B
:-)
That's the shorthand version.

14 December 2020 at 10:30

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