Daily Mail on top form

It's the first bullet point in yesterday's article on the death of a stowaway:

First picture of Oxford graduate sunbather who had miracle escape when frozen stowaway plunged 3,500ft from Kenya Airways jet and landed just THREE FEET from him in London garden

* John Baldock was in garden of £2.3m home where he lives in Clapham, London
* Man's body fell 3,500ft from landing gear of Nairobi to London Heathrow flight
* Neighbours say the body landed just feet from Mr Baldock on Sunday afternoon
* Mr Baldock is a software engineer from Exeter who has a master's from Oxford