Daily Mail on top form.

Unusually, you have to plough through several paragraphs before you get to the money shot:

The court heard the couple had been married for ten years but had a turbulent relationship and Mrs Clark had taunted her husband about having a 'small d***'. She had also had a lesbian affair with one of their friends' daughters which they were arguing about on the night she was stabbed.

Mrs Clark, who had four children from a previous relationship, was pronounced dead at the scene 12 minutes into the New Year. Just minutes later her two sons Sheldon, 22, and Slade, 19, returned home from a party to find police swarming over their home.

Clark was arrested in blood-soaked pyjamas on his birthday at the three-bedroom, £200,000 semi-detached home in Cloverdale, Bromsgrove, Worcester.