Saturday 28 January 2017

The Onion's Home Repair Tips

From The Onion

The so-called American Dream of homeownership is a fantasy carefully constructed by special interest groups to trap generation after generation in a quiet lower-middle-class life and preserve the hierarchical status quo.

But since you’re already here, you might as well know that you need to fully dry the bathtub before attempting to re-caulk it.

4 comments:

Rich Tee said...

That's nonsense.

You should always caulk with a full bathtub so that when you empty the water out the tub lifts and compresses the sealant.

Mark Wadsworth said...

RT, to be fair, it said "fully dry" not "fully empty", clearly the bit you are caulking should be dry. But fair point nonetheless.

Bayard said...

If you use a water-based sealant, which most of them are, these days, it doesn't matter if the surfaces to be sealed are slightly damp.

Rich Tee said...

MW, I'm having a laugh...