Friday 18 March 2016

The Evening Standard channels its inner Daily Mail

From The Evening Standard:

The family of a Mayfair antiques dealer found battered to death outside her Surrey home today spoke of their devastation, saying they were still trying to “get to grips” with the tragedy.

Robyn Mercer, 50, a renowned silverware expert, was found face down on her front lawn in a pool of blood with injuries so severe police at first “thought she had been shot.”

Officers were called to the semi-detached £700,000 house in West Molesey, neart Hampton Court, where she lived with her two teenage children, at 8am yesterday.


A K Haart said...

Professor Plum in the garden with the silver candlestick. There - solved it already.

Lola said...

I am SURE that they are parodying themselves now.

Mark Wadsworth said...

AKH, well done. Only you missed out the house price.

L, the DM trolls its own readers, that is well known. Not sure about the ES though.