"Science shows how not to get killed by a cow"

Over at W M Briggs.

Since this is Science, we need a conclusion:

"More research would help reveal the reasons for fatal attacks, the authors write, as well as their frequency. It would also be helpful to have a centralized database where people could report cattle attacks."

It’s not true Science unless (1) it can be measured and (2) more research is needed.

Thanks to VNQNFTS for emailing it in.