Daily Mail on super tip top form.

Via Henry Noneofyourbiz on FB from a Daily Mail article about floods in parts of London:

Yesterday, the water was seen overflowing in Charing Cross where the average property costs £4.7million, Kew where homes cost about £1m, in Putney where the average home is worth £693,000 and in Greenwich where the average three bedroom house costs around £1.6m.

I live half way up a very steep hill on which the average home "is worth" £600,000, so I should be OK…