Friday 13 March 2015

Beyond satire

From The Telegraph:

A primary school headmistress has been accused of "humiliating" pupils by making them lie face down on the floor while she pretends to ring God on her mobile phone to say they have been naughty.

**drumroll**

Furious parents of children at St Joseph's Roman Catholic primary in Devizes, Wiltshire, have written to the governors and complained to education watchdog Ofsted.

**cymbal splash/rim shot**

4 comments:

Bayard said...

Ah yes, it's that old "discipline without punishment" theory again.

A K Haart said...

Maybe there is a Catholic app for phoning God.

Tim Almond said...

phone god? Don't you need the Ark of the Covenant for that?

Henry North London 2.0 said...

How thoroughly modern of her. The wrath of God by mobile telephone.