Mark Wadsworth: Daily Mail on top form

Monday, 9 February 2015

Jim said...: It must be an art form to work for the DM.

Today I left My £170,000 home to go to the £500,000 office block where i work. I did stop off to buy some milk at a £200,000 shop.

I found this story about some people who had been crime victims and went to the £200,000 estate agents to find out the value of their home. Where i passed some Ugghhhh, social housing. After passing it I went home and got into my £1000 bath, and scrubbed myself clean again; 9 February 2015 at 19:03
Mark Wadsworth said...: J, you're a natural. Have you sent them your CV?; 9 February 2015 at 20:09
Jim said...: I did, they said no and told me to try again when my house is worth a lot more. :); 10 February 2015 at 06:38

Monday, 9 February 2015