Friday, 25 July 2014

Guardian of the Galaxy

From Wiki.

Guardian of the Galaxy is a universally available but little read news outlet, founded in 2014.

From today's edition:

Peter Quill: Shocking new statistics reveal that as many as nine in ten children in Missouri in the mid-1980s were abducted by a group of thieves and smugglers called the Ravagers and trafficked as sex slaves.

Gamora: It is time for women to break through the glass ceiling and not just end up as personal assistants to fictional comic book villains.

Groot: For how much longer can Western nations sit idly by and allow the massive deforestation in the Amazon basin when so many species of tree-like humanoids are threatened with exinction?

Nebula: As a cared for child myself, I call on the government to invest more in helping girls to make the transition to adulthood. We cannot tolerate a society which allows so many young women with no stable family background to drift into becoming sadistic and evil lieutenants to Kree radicals.


The Stigler said...


You can't blame Thanos for being "the destroyer". He's just psychologically damaged.