"Mother disgusted when son bit into a Waitrose cupcake and nearly swallowed a dead WASP"

From The Daily Mail:

A mother was left disgusted after her son bit into a Waitrose cupcake and nearly ate a dead wasp.

Sue Weightman, 52, bought the £1.99 pack of four treats for Alex's 22nd birthday. She was stunned when the civil servant apprentice took a bite out of the toffee and banana flavoured cupcake and found a wasp under the frosting.

Yes, that's a bloody outrage.

If you bite into a Waitrose cupcake and find an insect, you'd at least expect something nice and homely like a ladybird or maybe something more upmarket like an Old World Swallowtail butterfly.

Common or garden wasps are for people who shop at Tesco or Sainsbury's.

And Aldi shoppers would bite into something nice and crunchy like a dung beetle.