"Stars and strippers: Swingers complain lay-by used for dogging is blighted by star-gazers"

From The Daily Mail:

Police are staking out a lay-by after local swingers claimed it is being used as an "astronomy" site - causing queues of traffic waiting to get "a slot".

They claim dozens of cars are often seen trying to get into a lay-by big enough for just three couples, with weekends being the ‘busiest time’. The complaints from members of Croydon Kinky Couples, which uses a sheltered lay-by just a short walk from the main road in Kenley, south London, has prompted the police to set up a stake out at the lay-by...

One member of Croydon Kinky Couples, who only wanted to be known as AstroJohn, said: "They turn up with their telescopes in the night time with the excuse that they are star-gazing. Funnily enough, the same people turn up in the day time with the same telescopes and binoculars and claim to be ornithologists. The fact is, they are just weirdos who want to spy on us instead of bringing their wives along and joining in the fun."

The sex sessions are normally in the secluded lay-by area in Waterhouse Lane, just off Hayes Lane in Kenley.

Local resident Simon Lawson, 43, said: "Every time you drive past that lay-by you see cars queuing up to get a turn at voyeuring. Sometimes there are more Peeping Toms than actual toms, if you see what I mean. You can only get three couple in, at a push four if they're feeling very frisky, and sometimes the cars queuing up to watch cause quite a problem for other drivers, who just want to get to home.

He added: "The police need to go there on a Saturday night and just nick everyone there - it won’t be hard to catch them, they’ll be struggling to dismantle and hide their precious viewing equipment."